3. “When it’s raining the field gets wet, then all of a sudden everyone’s running slower” – John Madden


Madden proved that not all sporting greats, make great pundits.

When he became a regular broadcaster he had this unbelievable ability to say the most obvious things.

4. “I want to eat your children” – Mike Tyson

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Tyson is another sportsman to have regularly make himself look silly outside the ring.

While bigging himself up before a fight Tyson actually claimed he wanted to be a cannibal.

“I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever. There is no one who can match me. I want your heart. I want to eat your children.”